Freeman's Mind： Episode 5-7WY7xIxkUA4.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:07,128→00:00:08,463

Well, that's it.

#300:00:08,463→00:00:10,935

I've gone and killed two guys.

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All my life, I've wanted to kill people just by pressing a button.

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And now that I've done it,

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it's... just... not what I was hoping for.

#700:00:18,638→00:00:20,895

How am I going to get out of here now?

#800:00:20,895→00:00:22,665

Oh, sweet, a service ladder.

#900:00:22,665→00:00:26,706

Seems like stairs would've made more sense but that's not my problem,

#1000:00:26,706→00:00:28,667

for I am the climbing master.

#1100:00:29,658→00:00:31,674

Hey, that's the problem:

#1200:00:31,674→00:00:35,310

I didn't KNOW I was killing anybody; it was manslaughter.

#1300:00:35,310→00:00:38,138

I should've--whoa-ho-ho! Better not look down.

#1400:00:38,138→00:00:40,355

"Manslaughter" sounds worse than "murder",

#1500:00:40,355→00:00:43,943

like I'm a butcher in some evil meat shop and ground up a bunch of people to--

#1600:00:43,943→00:00:46,510

[gunshots, zombie squealing] Uh-oh! Gunshots! Somebody's going postal.

#1700:00:46,510→00:00:47,809

[gunshots, zombie squealing] I knew this would happen.

#1800:00:47,809→00:00:50,294

Wait, that's not... what is that?

#1900:00:50,294→00:00:52,092

Maybe I should be more like this guy.

#2000:00:52,092→00:00:54,701

If he doesn't know what something is, he just shoots it dead.

#2100:00:54,701→00:00:58,111

GUARD: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you! What the hell are these things?

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GUARD: And why are they

#2300:00:58,659→00:01:00,801

GUARD: wearing Science Team uniforms? Whoa! Quick draw!

#2400:01:01,136→00:01:02,334

YEAH! SHOOT IT!

#2500:01:02,979→00:01:04,194

HELL YEAH!

#2600:01:04,194→00:01:08,030

That was bad ass. I can see why you took this job.

#2700:01:08,030→00:01:11,240

Still, what is going on?!

#2800:01:11,240→00:01:13,239

Is this guy contagious?

#2900:01:13,239→00:01:14,329

I'm getting out of here.

#3000:01:14,329→00:01:16,215

I hope I'm not infected.

#3100:01:16,215→00:01:19,626

I'll never get a date if I end up looking like those guys.

#3200:01:19,626→00:01:21,828

Oh boy! Another body.

#3300:01:21,828→00:01:25,228

Y'know, normally following a trail of bodies covered in blood

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is a sign you're going the WRONG way.

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[singing] Follow the dead body road.

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[singing] Follow the dead body road.

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[singing] Follow, fol--

#3800:01:32,276→00:01:34,301

Damn! Look at all that blood.

#3900:01:34,301→00:01:37,926

That must be a few hundred dollars' worth if you were to donate all that.

#4000:01:37,926→00:01:39,948

I wonder if the organs are still good.

#4100:01:39,948→00:01:42,789

I could make a fortune selling them from all these dead guys.

#4200:01:42,789→00:01:46,544

I guess I could still sell the cadavers if I could move them before the cops arrive.

#4300:01:46,544→00:01:48,968

Nah, they'd probably just try to arrest me again.

#4400:01:49,668→00:01:52,801

Oh no! It's the ghosts of those two guys coming back to haunt me!

#4500:01:53,297→00:01:55,142

Oh, wait. They're just monsters.

#4600:01:55,142→00:01:56,851

Uh...what do I do?

#4700:01:56,851→00:02:00,534

Oh, I know. I'll stand still. They'll pass by me because they don't have any eyes.

#4800:02:01,698→00:02:02,368

AAAH!

#4900:02:02,368→00:02:04,124

Dammit! How did they see me?

#5000:02:04,124→00:02:07,344

That is so unfair! They don't have any eyes!

#5100:02:07,344→00:02:10,334

This place bites. I'm going to find another job.

#5200:02:10,985→00:02:12,766

Oh good! More blood!

#5300:02:12,766→00:02:14,462

I was starting to get worried!

#5400:02:14,462→00:02:15,891

God, what happened?

#5500:02:15,891→00:02:18,394

This guy looks like he got hit by a steamroller.

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[explosion] Gah!

#5700:02:19,395→00:02:20,871

Why did THAT blow up?

#5800:02:20,871→00:02:24,209

Did we wire this place to self-destruct or something?

#5900:02:24,209→00:02:26,868

I guess we don't have enough dead people here yet.

#6000:02:26,868→00:02:28,200

I've got to get out of here.

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[panel buzzes]

#6200:02:29,710→00:02:31,582

Oh, you've gotta be shitting me...

#6300:02:31,582→00:02:35,553

I'm going to sue the HELL out of Black Mesa when I get out of here!

#6400:02:35,553→00:02:37,360

Locking your workers in?

#6500:02:37,360→00:02:40,135

That's what the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory did;

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locked its workers in, then there was a fire then everybody died.

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That's a formula for success!

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DAMMIT!

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Wow, we're making history right now!

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CRAP HISTORY!

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[explosion] RRRRR!

#7200:02:52,703→00:02:53,383

What?

#7300:02:53,383→00:02:54,033

Ha-hah!

#7400:02:54,393→00:02:55,791

I am incredible.

#7500:02:55,791→00:02:58,884

Is there any end to the number of problems I can solve

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just by beating the hell out of something?

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I'm not sure there is!

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Yep! That's how I say "Open sesame":

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with a crowbar to the face!

#8000:03:08,796→00:03:10,972

Aw man, the tram's gone.

#8100:03:10,972→00:03:12,567

You're waiting for it too, huh?

#8200:03:13,283→00:03:15,100

Hey, you sure this catwalk's safe?

#8300:03:16,004→00:03:17,548

Hey, why is the guard dead?

#8400:03:17,548→00:03:18,389

You kill him?

#8500:03:18,389→00:03:19,795

[metal groaning] I want some answers!

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[metal groaning] Uh-oh.

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SCIENTIST: No! Stay back!

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SCIENTIST: GORDON! Oh jeez. Okay, give me your hand!

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[scientist screams] No, your OTHER hand, you idiot!

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[distant splat] Ah, you suck!

#9100:03:28,903→00:03:32,192

Now you're dead and I STILL can't get out of here!

#9200:03:32,192→00:03:34,350

Thanks for nothing!

#9300:03:34,350→00:03:37,062

Why does everyone have to keep dying on me?

#9400:03:37,062→00:03:40,458

Is it really so hard to just not die?

#9500:03:40,458→00:03:41,661

I mean, look at me.

#9600:03:41,661→00:03:45,472

I was in the chamber at friggin' Ground Zero and I'm still here!

#9700:03:45,472→00:03:48,621

Yet, you guys slip on a banana peel and that's it!

#9800:03:48,621→00:03:53,916

Ugh, Darwin was right. I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of lemmings.

#9900:03:53,916→00:03:56,467

I guess I may as well check that opening out.

#10000:03:56,467→00:03:58,990

I'll go around so I don't have to walk in the blood.

#10100:03:58,990→00:04:00,436

Though, honestly, at the rate I'm going,

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I'll be knee deep in it

#10300:04:01,565→00:04:02,976

[techno music] before I get out of here.

#10400:04:02,976→00:04:04,870

[techno music] At least they turned the volume down.

#10500:04:04,870→00:04:05,621

[techno music plays]

#10600:04:05,621→00:04:07,721

[techno music plays] Oh, crap! Another facehugger.

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[techno music plays, explosion]

#10800:04:08,672→00:04:09,761

[techno music plays] Ha ha ha!

#10900:04:09,761→00:04:11,465

[techno music plays] Oh, that's just great.

#11000:04:11,465→00:04:14,046

[techno music plays] My enemy is the enemy of my other enemy.

#11100:04:14,046→00:04:15,649

[techno music plays] I wouldn't hate computers so much

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[techno music plays] if they did more useful things like that.

#11300:04:17,607→00:04:18,372

[techno music plays]

#11400:04:18,372→00:04:19,551

[techno music plays] I wonder if the guys in here

#11500:04:19,551→00:04:20,477

[techno music plays] died from the aliens

#11600:04:20,477→00:04:22,512

[techno music plays, explosions] or just raved themselves to death.

#11700:04:22,512→00:04:23,597

[techno music plays, explosions]

#11800:04:23,597→00:04:25,126

[techno music plays, explosions] Okay, place is blowing up,

#11900:04:25,126→00:04:25,898

[techno music plays, explosions] time to leave.

#12000:04:25,898→00:04:26,826

[techno music plays, explosions]

#12100:04:26,826→00:04:29,267

[techno music plays, explosions] Escape from techno hell!

#12200:04:30,042→00:04:32,400

Hey, one of the guys is fighting the facehugger!

#12300:04:32,891→00:04:33,701

C'mon, hit it!

#12400:04:34,171→00:04:35,989

Hit it with a stick!

#12500:04:35,989→00:04:37,377

Aww...

#12600:04:37,377→00:04:39,634

Those things really ARE facehuggers!

#12700:04:39,634→00:04:41,964

I hope they don't bleed acid, too.

#12800:04:41,964→00:04:43,834

I'm glad I watched the movie.

#12900:04:45,096→00:04:47,644

Okay, twitching dead guy and a strobe light.

#13000:04:47,644→00:04:49,367

That's not creepy at all.

#13100:04:50,272→00:04:52,234

I'm... just... gonna... go...

#13200:04:53,241→00:04:53,734

...yeah...

#13300:04:55,423→00:04:56,186

[gunshots]

#13400:04:56,186→00:04:57,733

Hey-hey. Gunshots.

#13500:04:57,733→00:05:00,056

Where there's a gun, there's fun.

#13600:05:00,056→00:05:01,419

Or not.

#13700:05:01,419→00:05:04,133

Uh-oh. Uh, you need some help?

#13800:05:05,875→00:05:07,557

Guess not, huh?

#13900:05:07,557→00:05:08,267

Well...

#14000:05:09,279→00:05:11,234

Whoa-ho-ho-ho, what's this?

#14100:05:11,896→00:05:14,292

Your death was not in vain, pal.

#14200:05:14,292→00:05:17,104

I'll shoot everyone in this building if I have to.

#14300:05:17,104→00:05:18,534

Welp, time to play God.

#14400:05:19,110→00:05:21,764

Let's see people disrespect me now.

#14500:05:21,764→00:05:24,200

They'll find out what happens when you mess with the Freeman.